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PMS FML

By sarah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML

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You deserved it 5 239

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 869

You deserved it 4 425

By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 480

You deserved it 5 354

Auntie Flow

By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML

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You deserved it 33 713

Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 311

You deserved it 25 523

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 520

You deserved it 51 616

By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 638

You deserved it 4 530

By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 546

You deserved it 5 478

By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 987

You deserved it 3 829

By yeasty - 06/07/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 070

You deserved it 4 546

By Nice Melons - 29/09/2013 21:12 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 702

You deserved it 4 950

SimpleDreams 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:03

Haha that's actually really funny you made my....week!!!

alexistheboss365 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:02

Oooo did u say thank you?

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spongeyfoeva23 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 20:54

He should have offered you chocolate:)

bagleface 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 12:17

That is AWESOME, what a legend

JayByrd13 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:04

hahaha! made my day :D

daisysanchez24 7

Saturday 2 June 2012 1:05

Your point?

Punkyxoxo 14

Sunday 7 July 2013 20:01

Thats not bad embarrasing yes but it was a kind/sweet thing to say

JCRouzer29 27

Sunday 22 September 2013 8:43

That guy was probably a little nervous and tried to make it not awkward..but failed horribly

Yellowjello1800 7

Friday 3 January 2014 4:43

That's actually pretty clever on his part.

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Saturday 23 August 2014 2:20

That's just great customer service/awareness

slimashli 7

Monday 20 October 2014 5:27

that is really sweet it shows he knows girls r in bad moods when on their periods but also wants u to have a good day after you're done!

Rake 14

Wednesday 19 June 2024 10:20

In some places he would have been fired for that. Addressing someone elses condition based on their shopping is plain rude.

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Today, I was looking at myself in the mirror and tried to touch my face. Unfortunately I have Tourette's, so my hand just uncontrollably slammed into my cheek, consequently jamming one of my fingernails into it. It started bleeding like crazy. My fingernails aren't exactly long, either… that's how hard it hit. FML

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You deserved it 50 982

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You deserved it 8 361

Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML

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You deserved it 528

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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PMS FML

Same thing different taste

Auntie Flow

Nice try

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