By yeasty - 06/07/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML
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nataliebear 0

yeast infections are relaly common. so don't even fret about it. he's an ass for being disgusted like that.. i mean 75% of women will get it once in their lifetime, so most likely one of the girls he'll be dating will get it. honestly it's just a bacterial infection.. it's not like you can't cure it. hope it heals fast. a few of my friends had it and they said it sucked. so feel better.

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synacious 0

...except that's not the way people really get yeast infections. Yeast infections can even result from taking strong antibiotics. It's always fun to read comments from people who are either very uneducated or too young to know anything about sex.

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jmn207 0

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synacious 0

...except that's not the way people really get yeast infections. Yeast infections can even result from taking strong antibiotics. It's always fun to read comments from people who are either very uneducated or too young to know anything about sex.

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wordly 0

And why? YI's have nothing to do with sexual habits, or hygiene. In fact washing too much can cause them.

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Puolukka 4

Exactly... you can get it from watching too much down there, especially using soap is BAD and can cause yeast infections, public bathrooms, swimming pools, underwear made of synthetic materials, antibiotics... many things can cause yeast infections... I had 2 in my life and they were both when I was still a virgin.

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bexox 0

Also, diabetics are really prone to them. So yeah, looks like you learned something today! :)

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Leaveittosteven 0

#43 Lmao... The probiotic bacteria in the ****** are similar to that of the intestine. They have to be there in order to ward off competitive bacteria (e.g. yeast) so that the environment of the uterus can be safe for conceiving children. Are you aware of this? Obviously you're not. Do you wash your intestines, Drew? Because that's roughly analogous to what you're implying should be done here. P.S. don't wash your intestines, you will kill the bacteria inside them, giving yourself diarrhea and probably a digestive tract infection of some kind

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DVecc 0

sucks to be a women doesn't it? so much to worry about

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krazygirl100 9

yeast imfection isent frim ******* u moron

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raelynn00 4

96-ok there's too many spelling errors in your message to even correct. usually if you are going to try and call someone a ignorant you may want to may sure you yourself have had your own proper education.

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Tillenger 0

She has a yeast infection. To put it lightly, do you like to stick your intimate parts in what is essentially moldy bread dough in terms of smell?

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voveraite 7

I agree with you but for one thing, it is a fungal, not bacterial infection :)

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fantasyflamz 0

Actually, yeast infections are technically fungal infections not bacterial infections.

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wordly 0

Your attitude is disgusting. Try educating yourself once in a while. Yeast infections are not caused by uncleanliness. In fact, washing with soap can cause them.

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nobeans6131 0

its uhhh, for my dog...

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19lollipop96 0

Why do people care what others think...honestly it's just nature!!!!!!!

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no1askdu 5

you only live once right? might as well get a disese while your at it..

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nataliebear 0

yeast infections are relaly common. so don't even fret about it. he's an ass for being disgusted like that.. i mean 75% of women will get it once in their lifetime, so most likely one of the girls he'll be dating will get it. honestly it's just a bacterial infection.. it's not like you can't cure it. hope it heals fast. a few of my friends had it and they said it sucked. so feel better.

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mister_moops 0

you should stab yourself in the ******* nose. hey, you only live once, man. while you're at it, go play in traffic and set yourself on fire.

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playboybunny195 0

you are an idiot. it is a YEAST infection, not a BACTERIAL infection.

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raelynn00 4

what is yeast? it's a bacteria. good job u hav proven that u urself r ignorant

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piggle 9

Yeast is not a bacteria actually. You should make sure you know what you're talking about before you decide to be an ass and tell people they're ignorant And I don't understand how you have so many thumbs up. Guess we've got a lot of ignorant people here

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Life_is_FML 22

And it's not an std either. I had a yeast infection when I was twelve and my friends didn't get that I didn't have sex with anyone. Some people really, really don't get that something like that isn't only sexually transmitted. I'm sorry that guy was a jerk about it OP.

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TunaSammich 0

Is your life really f'd because some ignorant rent-a-cop who probably uses his meager paycheck to sustain his warcraft account and drink mountain dew while in his mom's basement was grossed out by the idea of something related to the ******?

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minisquid 9

Well, he was presumably exposed to daylight at some time, which rules out World of Warcraft. Runescape, maybe?

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pizz0wn3d 0

shoulda asked him to help you apply it.

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fretforyerlatte 0

i wouldn't be surprised, it's pretty damn expensive and some might be embarassed to buy it.

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girandwogpig 0

Why are you describing yourself?

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Niko_Peiko_Boo 0

Wait, so he was disgusted, that's why its an FML?

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