Health, Periods and Love: PMS

PMS

By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

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By nhyari - 25/08/2014 18:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

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By sad - 17/06/2016 22:37 - United States - Belleville

Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML

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By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 11:59

Today, my daughter got her first period, so I went and got some products for her, certain that I knew what was needed. The lady cashier took one look in my basket and sympathetically asked if it was my daughter's first period and if I wanted help, since I clearly had no idea what I was doing. FML

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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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By what's a rimjob between friends? - 06/09/2013 21:42 - United States - Boston

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

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By gabbykinz13 - 08/03/2012 21:48 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

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Saturday 29 March 2014 5:03

Next time just buy it and don't show it to her. Then, when she asks for it, just give it to her.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:04

I feel like some girls use periods to justify just being bitchy

Comments

adam_tajyar 10

Monday 31 March 2014 9:05

Women's are nuts during that "special time of the month"

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 8 April 2014 11:50

So are men. Except while a woman's cycle is 28 days long, a man's is 23. They act like assholes more often.

Hazamachi 12

Monday 31 March 2014 15:12

I seriously cannot stand women that use their period as an excuse to act like a complete psycho with no control of your emotions, seriously, no matter how painful the cramps are or the hormones or whatever, it's not that hard to have a little thing called 'self control'... maybe then there wouldn't be so many PMS jokes.

hplover7 11

Monday 31 March 2014 16:49

Wow you're such a sweet husband!!! Sorry you got chewed out

rowdeezy 6

Monday 31 March 2014 22:44

That's actually an opportunity you should take to get away from the moody period lady. Buy beer and her midol. Chug the beer before going back inside the house to give her the meds.