Poisoning

By anon - 07/11/2012 23:28 - United States

Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML
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sleepinginclass 8

How long could she have spent making a smoothie?

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NerdyPanther09 6

If she had been quicker making the smoothie, the yogurt wouldn't have expired.

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TurtleSmile 14

You should politely ask her if she's forgotten about your allergy, and whether or not she has you should irrationally burst into a fit of rage.

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brackaman 18

*Rationally. There, I fixed it. That seems like quite a rational reason to busy into a fit of rage.

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perdix 29

Find out if she just took out a large life insurance policy on you. This sounds like the old "poison mushrooms" joke.

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erinchick1 7

Your mom is trying to either tell you something or just flat out trying to kill you!

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crazytwinsmom 25

Some people think food is still good for a couple of days after the date. I don't risk it. But a mom should know her kids' allergies. We don't always remember their dislikes but allergies are important.

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guckylynn 19

Your mom seems so nice.

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Calingaladha 21

Make her a smoothie to apologize. Make sure you use the same yogurt. Add ipecac syrup and wait for your sweet revenge.

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X_Codes 11

When it comes to Yogurt, I can't imagine that "expired" really means that much. That said, using Mango in the smoothie was just stupid.

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Calingaladha 21

Eh...it's dairy. That shit curdles and gets really gross.

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