Food, Allergies and Health: Poisoning

Poisoning

By anon - 07/11/2012 23:28 - United States

Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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Well worth the money

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 21:30 - Australia

Today, I'm on a certain diet. I had to have a green protein banana smoothie for breakfast. I shook it up, took a mouthful, and immediately started gagging. Apparently, the seal for the bottle had fallen in, and it got stuck in my throat. Luckily it was slimy and came out relatively easily. I paid $12 for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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Hangover blues

By VibeCheck - 10/03/2020 07:57

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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Food ****

By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 22:01

Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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sleepinginclass 8

Thursday 8 November 2012 8:49

How long could she have spent making a smoothie?

NerdyPanther09 6

Thursday 8 November 2012 8:53

If she had been quicker making the smoothie, the yogurt wouldn't have expired.

Comments

VaneJP 15

Friday 9 November 2012 4:36

I think she's trying to kill you

VaneJP 15

Friday 9 November 2012 4:36

I think she's trying to kill you

Fail_For_Me 3

Friday 9 November 2012 5:45

Sounds kinda like my mom when she gave me onion juice with some sugar in it and told me it was good and healthy. I vomitted and almost cried it was so bad. She said I overreacted. -.-

blablablabla5555 5

Sunday 11 November 2012 20:11

are you allergic to onions? if not, i don't get how you could compare those situations... I mean, you didn't like the taste, that's completely different from expired yoghurt, plus something you're allergic to, that might even kill you, if it's a really bad case of allergies...

mariah3269 4

Friday 9 November 2012 6:32

You're allergic to mangos?.. Your life does suck

yourmofo 6

Friday 9 November 2012 12:31

Sucks that your mother forgot what you're allergic to, that's hoping she forgot.

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 9 November 2012 20:37

I know how you feel... I was in a cast using crutches a few months ago, and my mother made me a smoothie with expired yogurt. I had to jump out of the car, hop without crutches to the bathroom at the doctor we were ate, and get to their bathroom to puke. She felt so bad though...

WhitneyRuinous 6

Thursday 15 November 2012 6:18

You didn't happen to ask what kind it was? Also, being a mother myself, if my daughter was allergic to something I would go it of my way to make sure I don't give it to her..