Miscellaneous: Polite

Polite

By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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You deserved it 5 908

Popped

By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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You deserved it 1 507

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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You deserved it 3 350

By fuckyoutoo - 24/03/2013 23:47 - Canada - Armstrong

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

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You deserved it 9 638

By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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Movie night

By Spanky - 23/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

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You deserved it 2 523

By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 5 974

zinoxity 23

Monday 12 November 2012 23:08

Did you catch the guy's facial expression when you finally realized this?

beth_ebdon 6

Monday 12 November 2012 23:10

Why didnt he say anything...

Comments

mmbabydollxxx 1

Monday 12 November 2012 23:56

Classsssic

a1ngelove 4

Monday 12 November 2012 23:57

That's not fml that's just funny.

martin_martian7 11

Monday 12 November 2012 23:59

She wants the P!

heinous966 15

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:26

I saw what you did there. I liked it.

CatsForLife 3

Tuesday 13 November 2012 4:22

I see what you tried to do there. I disliked it.

meg1124 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:02

How did you not know before you looked over? I personally would have bitch slapped anyone eating my popcorn.

jep00 8

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:11

Aha dumbass

mowmowlife 21

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:15

Today, I went to the movie theater to watch a movie that I had been really excited to watch. When I got into the theater with my popcorn, some random derp kept eating out of my bag. FML

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:18

You must be super cute to have a stranger allow you to continue to share his popcorn.

xrawritsashleyx 11

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:18

hahaha i pictured this like a movie. op taking the popcorn from the stranger and the stranger giving her weird looks while she continues to look at the movie and take handfuls from the bag. hahaha