Transportation, Friends, Awkward and Airport: Bad friend - FML

Bad friend

By Anonymous - 02/10/2024 12:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 2 October 2024 23:27

Why didn't she call you instead of taking an Uber!?

FluffythePink 21

Wednesday 2 October 2024 13:35

You pay for the Uber, her favourite take out, grovel and hope she forgives you.

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FluffythePink 21

Wednesday 2 October 2024 13:35

You pay for the Uber, her favourite take out, grovel and hope she forgives you.

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 2 October 2024 23:27

Why didn't she call you instead of taking an Uber!?

Brightside86 30

Thursday 3 October 2024 20:38

Honestly that's kind of on them. Whenever I have a pickup I always check with the person picking me up at key intervals.

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