Health: Poor excuse

Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By damnit - 03/02/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

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Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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Clothes Shire horse

By not fat shaming! - 05/04/2023 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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How rude

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Sunday 29 December 2013 9:35

Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "

imaxmain 24

Sunday 29 December 2013 9:36

Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a ******* prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."

Comments

emisara93 18

Sunday 29 December 2013 20:35

Size 8 is perfect. I don't know what he's on. I'm a size 6, but sometimes wear an 8. Size is just a number.

KarlwithaK91 12

Friday 11 July 2014 0:49

to insecure men its much more than just a number haha

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 29 December 2013 20:36

What a prize schmuck. I hope that with his unrealistic expectations, he's alone for a long time. Or he gets dumped by someone who can't be with someone who's got such a tiny penis.

TehPurdo 4

Sunday 29 December 2013 20:46

Sorry OP, obviously you deserve someone better than that prick. I'm sure you are just fine the way you are!

hplover7 11

Sunday 29 December 2013 20:59

Wow what a dick! You're definitely better off now. People are stupid when it comes to weight, don't pay them any attention. Smile at your good fortune to have that idiot out of your life, and you will find someone much better

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 29 December 2013 20:59

It's ok. Some people dig fat chicks. Some people dig skinny chicks. Some people dig black chicks. Some people dig asian chicks. To make a long story short, no matter what you look like on the outside, someone will dig you. But apparently it's not this douchebag.