Poor kitty

By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
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dolphincheddar 10

some people don't like it when u spit on their pussy

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Jayymz24 0

look at it this way. at least your teeth are clean, your cats head is clean, and your walls are minty fresh :D

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AlwaySunny 0

ha real girls swallow..

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sourgirl101 28

Swallowing makes the difference between love and like.(:

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instnt1nfction 17

people are still using XD? I thought we had medication for these people

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JenL_fml 7

Looks like you got a spitty kitty. :3

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jbo116 0

And that... Is why you get a dog :D

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missmaryb 0

YDI for not teaching your cat to stay on the floor where he belongs.

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PDeffinP 0

you obviously have never had a cat

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RyanMacVey 17

ive always wanted a cat... only pet ive ever had was a stupit goldfish that died after like 3 weeks

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ashseal 11

cats never do what they're supposed to. that's what makes them awesome. they can, for the most part, take care of themselves.

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DocBastard 38

Instnt1nfection - Give the guy a break. It's a relevant comment, it isn't offensive, and there's only one spelling error.

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RyanMacVey 17

stupid* ... that was the mistake wasn't it???

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DocBastard 38

That's the one. You also missed some capitalisation and punctuation, but one step at a time. :)

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