Poor kitty

By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
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dolphincheddar 10

some people don't like it when u spit on their pussy

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Jayymz24 0

look at it this way. at least your teeth are clean, your cats head is clean, and your walls are minty fresh :D

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xx7000girlxx 0

Haha :D I actually think that it's funny ^^

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alpalatini 0

well, ultimately it is better than having you face scratched off....

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Hotlanta 5

nahh, now the kitty smells minty fresh. nothing better that a fresh smelling kitty ; ) lol

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AmandaIsMyName 0

Well maybe you shouldn't have your nasty cat sitting on your counter! Serves you right! Haha

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MrVictor_fml 0

doesn't make enough sense to be a true story. you sir, suck.

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skizzlerz 0

why was your cat RIGHT by your sink??

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ticklezzzxD 5

lmao xD!!! my cat does the exact same thing, that's why i close my door!! he's a turkish van (swimming cat) , and they love playing with water! so he'll jump and sit in my sink and play with running water :P, which is most annoying when i'm brushing my teeth xD. But otherwise, he jumps in the sink and waits for me to turn on the tap so he can play, and by the time he's done playing; he's drenched! soo cute :D

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kookoo831 0

its "the walls and I"

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charlieohcharlie 12

#89 Actually, it's not, since "the cat" is the subject of that sentence, and not OP and the walls, which make for the object there. L2grammar lulz.

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spencer101 0

ydi for having a cat

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