Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded...

By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 2 174

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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You deserved it 652

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2020 20:00

Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML

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By TheBaconater - 03/02/2013 16:22 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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By Don't complain about good fortune - 20/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML

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You deserved it 262

Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By innocent - 19/04/2017 00:00

Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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Rumour has it

By ShanghaiSam - 17/05/2017 04:00 - China - Shanghai

Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my subordinate. In reality, every night I go home to an apartment so empty that I don't even have condiments, to sleep alone. FML

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You deserved it 384

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:07

Damn, what an insecure bitch. Also I love how she confronts you first instead of her husband.

badbunny 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:03

Just tell her you're a cross dressing man.

Comments

The_Pleb 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 8:57

FIRST!!!! I AM FIRSST!!!! WIN+ 5

The_Pleb 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:02

Poor you... Anyway.. Before my comment was rudely deleted i was just saying that.. Im FIRSSST!!

Badgermx 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 8:59

that sucks =/ hope she listens to reason.. or you find a better job

Reyo 2

Wednesday 18 November 2009 0:52

Just hang up on her. I got a call from one of my friends where she started yelling at me for her missing phone. "I know you took it! You take everything!" "I haven't been to your house in 3 months." "I don't care! Give it back!" "...we're done here." (crazy bitch)

dcbog123 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 3:12

put out more

Badgermx 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 4:59

do you honestly feel the need to reply on my post just so you can be on top of the FML? what a loser (#36 and #38)

dcbog123 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:51

do you honestly feel the need to reply on your own post just so you can point out that we replied to your comment to be on top? what a loser(#41)

alberto_t 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:13

seriously, you're the loser dcbog123, not only are you replying just for the sake of being on top but you're being redundant and childish, you can't possibly expect him/her to answer in the same manner as you did without looking every bit as stupid. as you do... so.. what you think is a "burn" is just you showing how much of a douche you are..

Badgermx 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 19:20

haha, thank you, my thoughts exactly

depotst 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 9:29

You're a douche, too... Just sayin'

redshortsx 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:32

uh oh. anonymous strangers think of eachother as losers.. why make it a thing?

badbunny 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:03

Just tell her you're a cross dressing man.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:07

Damn, what an insecure bitch. Also I love how she confronts you first instead of her husband.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Wednesday 18 November 2009 0:58

She might have and the husband could have blammed it all on OP to save himself? Though that wouldn't work with me so I don't know if that would really work but its just a theory

voodootrucker 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:08

fake nobody has a job in montana

Horde 8

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:11

She were just bluffing about your 'history' or confused you with another. Just tell your boss about her wife harassing you and leave it him to deal with his domestic dragon, it's not your problem :]