Kids and Harry Potter: Potterheads, man…

Potterheads, man…

By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 02:06 - France

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 10:54 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By mylove - 01/05/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By thanksalot - 11/07/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2023 12:00

Today, my kid's dad grumbled and complained about having to help me out buying clothes for him, because he was sure he just gave me money for clothes last year. I thought it would be fairly obvious that a 4 year-old would eventually need bigger clothes to accommodate the fact they are still growing. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 04:44 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

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By yourwifelovesme - 04/06/2019 12:00

Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML

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Saturday 14 April 2012 5:27

Hilarious

SoSickWithIt 14

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:30

..What is that mysterious ticking noise? ..Snape. ..Snape... Severus Snape. ..Harry Potter, Harry Potter! :D

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dacoop64 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:13

God this is funny ha Dobby is free

aventuraluv 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:50

Wow she's witty!

GemmaLouise13 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 11:29

I'm sorry, but in what way is that bad? It sounds to me like your daughter is awesome.

alyssana 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:11

daughter win. but no seriously, she needs new clothes more than every few years. kids don't equal house elves.

slyace 9

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:13

Lmao come on, thats funny =)

fromoverthere 7

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:07

that child is boss

lexishmexi99 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:14

It took you that long to finally buy your daughter a pair of jeans? I can understand why she would say that.

cunningchick 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:43

LOL! Your daughter is my idol!!! Tell her that she is awesome!!

hayat5496 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 7:45

I live your daughter dude!

E001mek 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:38

I don't understand how this is an Fml. if my daughter ever did that I'd buy her another pair of pants

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Potterheads, man…

Same thing different taste

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