Miscellaneous: Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I...

By bezoar10 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 07:06 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML

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By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:44

wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!

mfpeanuthead 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

What a douche.

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drimpossible 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:44

the swine.

rcbarnes 24

Friday 2 March 2012 3:23

And the next day he was your ex-bf, right?

MrsDruidess 23

Friday 18 October 2013 12:04

god I hope so!

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:44

wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!

brutal_banger 10

Wednesday 7 April 2010 11:15

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alexxss_fml 10

Thursday 17 June 2010 3:51

aw im sorry :/

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Tuesday 22 June 2010 10:59

#313, dude, you can't make them happy.. because they're dead.

Proudmoore 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 23:18

That's cold, but funny lol.

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Thursday 30 September 2010 8:23

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Hannerzzz 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 4:33

318, 313 is living his/her life in his parents honor. you've never done that for someone you love who has passed? if you mourn differently, that's fine with me, but please don't make other people feel worse. :) thank you.

emogiggles 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 12:53

It's not like she crys about him everyday of her life it was just that it was the anniversary of his death I see no problem with that

Raburnawolf9 0

Sunday 24 February 2013 19:23

#313 are you kidding me??? It's her dad! The man who helped raise her. She probably has moved on if she has a boyfriend. It's okay to cry if you miss someone! On his death day too. It didn't say she mopes everyday about it. She's allowed to cry!

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:45

He's a keeper.

chunkofchange 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:45

well, is it true?

jakkanarchy 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 6:32

u=*****

ChristineAnn58 8

Friday 27 July 2012 19:14

You heartless bitch

strawberry_78 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:45

Nothing like brutal honesty...

brydeec 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

What a ******* asshole. Dump his BITCH ASS.

noscope_ftw 0

Friday 16 July 2010 10:27

why? because he didn't sit there like a little whipped boy n listen to her going on n on after 5 years? yeah I get it her dad died, but that doesn't mean u sit there n wail about it, life has to move on and 5 years is quite a while to get on with life

yousodi 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:27

Spoken like someone who's never lost anyone close to them... 5 yrs isn't long it was her dad for Pete's sake. Compassion for others ... Ever hear of it. Dick