Pranks and Miscellaneous: Prank wars - FML

Prank wars

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:51

You don't **** with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.

flyboy57 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:49

YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?

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El_mariachi 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:56

that sucks people with rats tails irritate me shave his head!!!

FMLFL54 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 8:45

You did a great service to the world. Thank you.

CinnamonGrl 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 8:59

A rat tail? Has anyone told him that the late 80's / early 90's are over?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 10:35

You deserved WORSE than the brick!! What complete disrespect and douchery. D:

JP101 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:09

as much as YDI for being a dick, I couldn't pull myself to rate that way. You did the world (and him) a favor!!

Bella_999 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:39

what the ****? your clearly an idiot. i'd do worse to you if you did that. i hate rats. but thats just harsh to it. bitch, YDI

TC1_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 13:16

You just shouldn't mess with other people's hair. You're lucky he didn't kill you, 'cause I know I sure as **** would cut a finger or two off from the bastard's hands if someone messed my hair up...

netbeui435 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:24

asshole (you)

Consequences 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 15:09

You never mess with someone's hair YDI, jerkarse.

PirateXxEsque 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 15:12

You were a good friend, and he's the dick. IT'S A ******* RAT TAIL PEOPLE!! those things are the mark of a redneck/bogan/trailertrash. Your mate is a ******. D

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Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML

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