Pranks and Miscellaneous: Prank wars

Prank wars

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:51

You don't **** with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.

flyboy57 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:49

YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?

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alsoelp 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:47

YDI for being a dick in the first place

nick90 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:52

u should put a break threw his bedroom window

DarkxRaven 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:54

Your a horrable person why should you think thats funny!!! YDI!

jd254 2

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:06

f your life cause you're a ******* pyscho.

tradit03 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:12

rofl

bee13 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:13

How would you like it if I cut your hair off? Dumb ass.

FarSide 22

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:21

He was right; a brick through your windshield is much funnier. Even better would have been him putting your head through your windshield, douche bag.

solocredere12 4

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:22

If this isn't fake, you did him a favor by cutting it off. Rat tails are so redneck and damn ugly.

abrod01 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:25

he is right, the brick through the window IS funny

XxmidnightXx4545 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:35

LMDAOOO A BRICK xDD

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