Miscellaneous: Pranked

Pranked

By Anonymouse - 02/07/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

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You deserved it 4 794

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By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML

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You deserved it 423

By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 144

You deserved it 157

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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You deserved it 8 787

Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 183

You deserved it 695

By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 187

You deserved it 2 378

By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 946

You deserved it 3 540

By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 15 959

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 03/03/2012 03:05 - United States

Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML

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You deserved it 10 046

By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 444

funktown 2

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:32

why are u on fml and not plotting ur revenge?

RileyL29 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:30

I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.

Comments

EZ2XLR8 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:04

Being in your 20s doesn't mean a whole lot. Studies have proven that Male and Females are not fully mature until age 27. So just because you're a girl doesn't mean you're a whole lot better with maturity. The 2 year thing only lasts until you 18. But you're siblings... things like that will happen whether you like it or not at any age. My older brother was like that when we were in our 20s, now we're in our late 30s and things have improved. Don't take it personally.

sheethapins 13

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:39

I disagree. My husband is 27 and laughs at farts and Sesame Street.

EZ2XLR8 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:58

Yeah, so. I've been married twice and my ex-husbands had belching contests with their friends. The studies are for the average person... meaning not everybody. Hey, I'm not entirely mature and I'm 35. But I'm definitely more mature than when I was in my 20s, even my brother uses his brain more.