Public freakout time

By camzzz - 02/07/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
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RileyL29 0

You confused your girlfriend who a male capable of knocking you unconscious?

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dolphincheddar 10

lesson learned. don't grab chuck norris' butt

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yummycupkake 0

he only knocked you unconscious cause he knew you wouldn't approve of the things he'd do to you if you were concioue ;)

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musiclexii124 0

I see you aren't totally unconscious because you remember this…

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codyjeffers97 0

how did he accidentally nock you out?

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KingGeorgeGal 12

The real FML would be if you actually liked it.

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itsmeyippie 0

27 it says " the guys butt I grabbed accidentally" then "knocked me out" I may not have copied it exactly right but it means... and I was confused about that too at first

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daBeast155 0

does your girl also beat you in wrestling?

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soccersgr8 6

yeah he wanted more but got a bit too excited

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yummycupkake 0

37, probably but he deserves it for sending txts on his sisters phone saying she has chlamydia

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The_Weirdo 10

If you want payback against that guy, give him a little spanking next time.

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talensledge1 0

Your comment made me laugh a little bit.

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MfailK 0

should have said no **** and all would have ended well

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MrFlintstone 5

was he wearing the same clothes are something WTF

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tootsie5790 0

Wow Ur GF Either Has A Man Butt Or The Mans Butt U Grabbed Had A Female Butt

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JesusFishTaco 5

"Dude, I'm sorry. You just totally look like my girlfriend." *knocked unconscious again*

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itsmeyippie 0

since he grabbed the guys butt thinking it was his girlfriends, is the man girly or is the girl masculine but he got knocked out.....

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coolp3rson 0

this is made up because I read another one of your storys and you said you were had a boyfriend

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NuTrees 9

Yes the. smokey ran up like 'you just got knocked the **** out'!

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calebobadiah 0

really? today some quire grabbed my butt today, so I knocked him unconscious.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Queer*.... quire isn't even close to a word.

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lukehappygilmore 4

I would've turned around and showed him my wiener. ask him if he would wanna grab that too

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Garyy_fml 11

If your light switch is on for four hours or more, call an electrician

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atthegates 0

ur gf must have a brutal looking ass...

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lukehappygilmore 4

all guys are pigs. get used to it lol

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DeadxManxWalking 27

not in public at least

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whiteboy7thst 2

if only I had bacon for every pig in the world

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anotherNERD12560 0

it's kinda true

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EmyB_fml 8

hey, at least he admits it, right ?

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lukehappygilmore 4

why'd my comment get moderated? all I said was that all guys were pigs

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sethr_di 15

who really cares as long as she WOULD (?)have been ok with it, no harm, no foul

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RileyL29 0

You confused your girlfriend who a male capable of knocking you unconscious?

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NHLbound22 8

am I the only one who realizes that his girlfriend looks like a guy? that a pretty bad mistake

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xxsarahfxx 6

Or the guy looks like a girl. :)

18 1
ArielTheMermaid 17

Yeah man, you've got bigger problems if you mistook a guy for your girlfriend.....

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raymel 5

lol lesson learned? :p

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Lauren10102 3

it's funny how the word "dumbass" applies sooo well

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AnotherRandomPer 0

wow... dont drop the soap

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Renesaga 8

He's not going to prison for grabbing a guy's butt, dumbass.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I've seen 2 comments from you and I already hate you.

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