Health: Pranks are dangerous

Pranks are dangerous

By fieldmarshalclitter - 01/12/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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You went too far

By Dia - 02/05/2021 05:01

Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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You're barred

By sarahhbear - 17/11/2012 06:42 - United States - Bryan

Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamed and jumped, knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now banned from the only grocery store in town. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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Like riding a bike

By my teeth! - 24/07/2020 14:07

Today, my sister and I were trying to teach our kids how to Double Dutch. While giving a demonstration of how to jump in while the ropes were turning, my feet got jumbled. I ended up faceplanting in front of all the kids, who screamed in horror at my bloodied face and missing tooth. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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MindFreakazoid 10

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:05

That's like Death coming to your door and tripping on the front step.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:03

Well jeez, if you're going to dress up just to scare someone, at least make sure the costume fits. I usually just start singing and dancing, that can be pretty scary...

Comments

Brssps 13

Sunday 2 December 2012 4:04

When you fell did you "scream"

Eelam_star 2

Sunday 2 December 2012 4:08

If I was your brother, I would have video taped the whole thing and showed it to your future spouse and kids :):)

Spottedfeather 7

Sunday 2 December 2012 4:29

Why wouldn't you have taken off the costume before going to the ER ? Last time I checked, the Scream costume is just an over the head robe.

equin0xx 6

Sunday 2 December 2012 5:08

Hopefully the head trauma made intelligence and originality improvements in there.

Cynicaljellyfish 0

Sunday 2 December 2012 5:14

Scream isn't even that scary.. try something a bit better next time, mmkay?

maddygirl820 10

Sunday 2 December 2012 5:22

It's like pre- karma

Pyro_Wolf 17

Sunday 2 December 2012 6:48

I broke my ankle by being a complete dumbass. I jumped off my pool deck. Don't ask why, I don't even know. The people in the emergency room laughed at me too, and my family. My aunt got me a sign that said "it's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious."..

opoopu 8

Sunday 2 December 2012 9:03

Something happened to my best friend back in elementary school. She was sitting on a swing next to me, when it suddenly broke, and she was kinda "sitting" down on the floor when her bro walked past, otw home. He walked over. paused, looked at her, she extended her hand, and he continued walking towards their house. I lol'ed at this. Insensitive siblings and other people's misfortunes are quite funny sometimes. Hahahahaha.