Kids, Fight and Work: Precious memories

Precious memories

By jeph23 - 11/09/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML

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You deserved it 19 166

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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You deserved it 227

Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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You deserved it 74

By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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You deserved it 4 240

The Headmaster Ritual

By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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You deserved it 135

Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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You deserved it 507

Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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You deserved it 1 626

Kids will be kids

By Charles Booth - 09/04/2021 14:00 - United States

Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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You deserved it 6 039

Private freakouts

By Anonymous - 19/01/2022 23:02

Today, my son warned me that unless I get his older brother to stop picking on him, he’d do it himself. I didn’t take it seriously, until I got home from work to find he'd had beaten his brother unconscious. His justification was that he's warned me he’d "do it himself.“ FML

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You deserved it 2 624

When Stranger Danger goes feral

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was beaten up by a random dude for trying to pick my own son up from school. I'm pasty white, my wife is black, and our son was visibly born black, so I was beaten up for attempted kidnapping, and it’s not the first time it’s happened. FML

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You deserved it 129

Casualt1234 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:34

like father like son.... once an asshole, always an asshole...

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:38

Tell your son to tell Drew that you can make his dad have an "accident" or disappear under mysterious circumstances.

Comments

Escapist28 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:02

Well, I guess your kid knows who the better dad is now, doesn't he? And this is on the wrong FML?

Casualt1234 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:06

lol yeah same thing happened to me (#2)

banana_pancakesX 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:05

i am so confused. wtf does this fml have to do with Family Guy ringtones? o.o

Person1233 12

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:09

FML screwed up o_o It keeps switching between one where this guy had the ringtone of Quagmire saying "Giggity giggity lets have sex!" and the one with some kid named Drew.

nuttinick 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:08

ydi. put it on ******* vibrate.

Khiash 6

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:26

The two FMLs are: Today after picking up my 6 yr old from school, he says "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me! I get home, look up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in Jr. High. FML and Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend's family. I had been perfectly polite and everything was going along smooth, until my phone rang on high volume. The ringtone? Quagmire from Family Guy's signature line, "Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy, Let's have sex!" FML

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:33

Don't know if this is more lame or fake.

Arcterion 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:44

YDI for having a shitty ringtone and watching that lame-ass show in the first place.

katsoplat 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 3:05

first

_YDI 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 3:11

YDI for being a pussy

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 3:13

This is a crappy FML, really... I mean, he beat you up in the past, so what? I beat plenty of people up, and I'm a girl. If they get as whiney about it as you, I hope I never meet them again. That's just damned sad.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 4:06

FML SWITCH! Obviously this comment is meant for the one about Drew. Oddly, it still shows up as that on the page, but the title bar and the front page say it's the Family Guy one. For the Family Guy one... again, who cares? It's a show reference.