Kids, Fight and Work: Precious memories

Precious memories

By jeph23 - 11/09/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML

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You deserved it 19 166

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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You deserved it 74

By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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You deserved it 4 240

The Headmaster Ritual

By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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You deserved it 135

Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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You deserved it 507

Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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You deserved it 1 626

Kids will be kids

By Charles Booth - 09/04/2021 14:00 - United States

Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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You deserved it 6 039

Private freakouts

By Anonymous - 19/01/2022 23:02

Today, my son warned me that unless I get his older brother to stop picking on him, he’d do it himself. I didn’t take it seriously, until I got home from work to find he'd had beaten his brother unconscious. His justification was that he's warned me he’d "do it himself.“ FML

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You deserved it 2 624

When Stranger Danger goes feral

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was beaten up by a random dude for trying to pick my own son up from school. I'm pasty white, my wife is black, and our son was visibly born black, so I was beaten up for attempted kidnapping, and it’s not the first time it’s happened. FML

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You deserved it 129

Casualt1234 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:34

like father like son.... once an asshole, always an asshole...

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:38

Tell your son to tell Drew that you can make his dad have an "accident" or disappear under mysterious circumstances.

Comments

DeathByFalchion 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:05

Haha, ydi for not having your phone turned off (or a different ringtone) but Quagmire rocks. Also, the hell is up with the switched comments?

plexico 3

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:11

The worst part is it's the ringtone customized for his mom. Eeeewww. The ringtone he has for their sweet daughter: NIN's "Closer."

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:33

i lmfao at this :D

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 9:32

plexico is familiar with NIN? I think I love you! Well, more like I love NIN, but whatever. Don't you know you're supposed to listen to old guy music? :D Aw man, my idol got to see them two days ago. That *****.

ravar5 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:35

i know this is trolling but YDI for watching family guy it is for an incredibly low standard of think and YDI again for using a ringtone that dumb and again for not thinking it would be awkward if your gf's parents heard it

hahasuckstobeyou 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:56

@op Tell your son to say "my dad is smarter than yours"

tm1061 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:58

hah :) nice! but seriously, some kid telling yours that they could beat you up isn't an fml situation. sorry you got beat up though

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:58

To the "ringtone" FML: YDI, you're with your girlfriend's family. Set your phone to silent.

null_fml 11

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:08

What I don't understand is why Drew's dad had a Family Guy ringtone to begin with. And why did Drew's girlfriend's parents beat you up in school?

Jaguaress 2

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:09

How about educating your son that violence isn't the answer to anything, and even if the other kid's father could beat you up, that it doesn't make you any less of a man?

Pikachu41 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:11

Wait, how come this FML changed from a ringtone, to Drew's Dad, and back to the ringtone, then back to Drew's dad again?

Pikachu41 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:13

Today after picking up my 6 yr old from school, he says "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me! I get home, look up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in Jr. High. FML Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend's family. I had been perfectly polite and everything was going along smooth, until my phone rang on high volume. The ringtone? Quagmire from Family Guy's signature line, "Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy, Let's have sex!" FML Stop changing them. Just pick one.