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By and she blames me -_- - 13/10/2013 21:50 - Canada - Calgary

Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML
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Kamon97 23

That bastard how else are you gonna watch Disney tapes now? :(

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Ins0mau 20

A Nintendo 64 or Atari are collectible. A VHS player is just useless junk.

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nikkon416 13

I willing to bet that the "ass-bandit" is your wife.

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jwb8711 13

No, wife wanted to keep the VCR , the FML author is the ass-bandit in question.

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Krispies_fml 17

That's sound like a good reply of the FML about a guy that passed out on the couch of someone else's home. People couldn't stop laughing about how Canadians never lock their front door! Good one OP ;-)

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ramcalo_fml 1

the door of your house was unlocked and you live in Canada? What are you a walking stereotype?

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Mimi12589_fml 10

Ahahahahah you forgot to mention that the thief only took his VHS player! Now it looks like a real cartoon !!

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Rainhawk94 27

Shut up Frenchie

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Phillies9513 4

did you hire him?

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free_hole_es 5

What? I thought there was no such thing as crime in Canada... I don't believe it! -_-

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love_me_electric 20

Come, spend a day in Winnipeg. That might change your mind.

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Not_Impressed13 9

Because locking the door will keep ass-bandits from breaking your windows????

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myfmylifemoments 8

What kind of Luddite would want a VCR in this day and age? It's yours wife's fault she did not listen to you.

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