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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Surrey

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML
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Halpak 16

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

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shitstorm28 11

Does Canada have restraining orders? I would look into that.

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spicypie 10

Imagine her side of the FML: Today, after trying to move in with my boyfriend of 1 week, he refused. FML

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RealSuperSand 21

That's a category 5 clinger. Your only course of action is to get a new house and identity.

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thunderniron 22

Run as fast as you can. Don't look back and don't slow down. Might wanna move and change your number too.

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sallen14 8

Where in BC did this happen?! I live in BC ?

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AmbitiousMario 10

Or maybe... She did that to scared you off so there won't be anymore dates/talking. Ah, **** it. Run.

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