Priorities

By bsulyingb - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML
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Top comments

mackdeezy 22

I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.

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underthesea12 24

Well change your priorities to her sister.

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lasttimetrying 5

FYL. Though you could always sleep with her sister or best friend...or kill the coworker...but that's just me.

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carelessxdanger 9

i wish people would just be forward when breaking up. i also wish people would stop being so trashy. if this keeps up, everyone will be 33, single, and watching cartoons on a saturday night -___-

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DragonDude 24

In the end, it's probably better that than her cheating on you with him and finding out later.

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LennyComa 39

At least she didn't cheat on you...She may be a **** but she is a faithful ****

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DenBriZel 31

I guess, at least she broke up with you first?

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EmmaMK 35

Hopefully one day she will realise how awful her behaviour is. Don't waste your time on her, or him.

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