Priorities

By bsulyingb - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 425
You deserved it 3 099

Top comments

I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.

Well change your priorities to her sister.

Comments

ASBriere 8

Dude look for another job and once you get it ouch that dude straight in the face and follow in up with a waffle stomp to his ball bag. If you don't then I don't know what to tell you.

DCvRkey2012 7

Someone needs to ouch your face for this terribly constructed/ worded sentence. Yikes!

plagiarismo 16

Call her what you will, but she ain't a liar.

So does that mean we can call her other names, like **** for cheating on op?

In the end she obviously wasn't worth you. And if your co-worker is aware of your relationship, she will most likely do the same to him. or she will fall in love and get dumped for her co-worker. I know it hurts, but remember about karma and move on.

olpally 32

Her priority is being a "whoreo" you're better off without her op.

I'd make a "Man's favorite cookie" joke, but I'm not DocBastard.

Be happy she broke up with you first I think it's worse getting cheated on

I can't stand people like that. Sorry op, but at least it sounds like you dodged a crazy bullet here

Well if that's her priorities then you are way better off with out her in your life let her be your co worker's problem and find someone with the same priorities as you.

At least she had the decency to break it up and not cheat on you.