Priorities

By bsulyingb - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 423
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Top comments

mackdeezy 22

I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.

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underthesea12 24

Well change your priorities to her sister.

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kasmol 16

Did she use soup to tell you? That is the latest trend apparently.

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worldclassrager 39

You should be that co worker...but it looks like a no...sorry OP...

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Nish007 15

loyalty is hard to cum by these days. excuse the pun

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DanielleinDC 33

I'm sorry, OP, but at least she didn't cheat on you. And you're well rid of someone who can't be loyal to you.

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Axel5238 29

Agreed, it doesn't say outright that she cheated. Just that she wanted to date the co worker and broke up with the OP because she didn't feel the same anymore. If she cheated that's one thing, but if she broke up with with him first because she was more than a bit curious then she did better by him than a lot of the fml's posted.

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villain1987 1

Find a girl who's not a ****

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Girlie7 11

she s right....your priority should be getting a new girl....

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