Break-ups and Love: Priorities - FML

Priorities

By bsulyingb - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML

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mackdeezy 22

Monday 25 November 2013 2:20

I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.

underthesea12 24

Monday 25 November 2013 2:21

Well change your priorities to her sister.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Monday 25 November 2013 4:10

Likely

Curlytwirly22 17

Monday 25 November 2013 4:20

Punch her in the face :)

kasmol 16

Monday 25 November 2013 4:31

Did she use soup to tell you? That is the latest trend apparently.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 25 November 2013 4:35

You should be that co worker...but it looks like a no...sorry OP...

Nish007 15

Monday 25 November 2013 4:36

loyalty is hard to cum by these days. excuse the pun

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 25 November 2013 5:14

I'm sorry, OP, but at least she didn't cheat on you. And you're well rid of someone who can't be loyal to you.

Axel5238 29

Monday 25 November 2013 7:40

Agreed, it doesn't say outright that she cheated. Just that she wanted to date the co worker and broke up with the OP because she didn't feel the same anymore. If she cheated that's one thing, but if she broke up with with him first because she was more than a bit curious then she did better by him than a lot of the fml's posted.

villain1987 1

Monday 25 November 2013 5:19

Find a girl who's not a ****

Ambient25 24

Monday 25 November 2013 5:36

Definitely

Girlie7 11

Monday 25 November 2013 5:55

she s right....your priority should be getting a new girl....

Capt_Air713 13

Monday 25 November 2013 5:58

That's just messed up..

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