Money, Food and Health: Priorities

I spend as much on my phone bill as I do on... Hmm... Well, my electric bill is cheaper, but my groceries and rent more expensive. My phone bill is unique!

DIAL3CTICCHA0S 0

Friday 19 October 2012 22:46

That's sad bro.

CountDuk 5

Friday 19 October 2012 23:46

You must have Vonage!

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You’re probably wondering what this website is all about. Well, it’s basically a bunch of people who had enough humor to tell you all about their shitty lives, and what it was that made their day suck a big fat one. Some are sad in funny way, som...

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Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML

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Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML

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Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML

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Today, my husband started a new job as an OTR truck driver. He was assigned one week of home time each month, which happens to be the same exact week my period comes every month. FML

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Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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