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By Nutellalover - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hennef

Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML
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AH1Zviper 15

And then you find out you spend as much money on your cable bill as you do on bacon. Then you're all set.

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Comments

Driveshaft 5

Missing some vital info on how this is bad?

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I3eefChowFun 7

So you're saying that you don't have a phone and you never tried Nutella.

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unknown_user5566 26

28- It appears that I need to introduce you to one of my very important friends... reading comprehension.

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doodlecloud 26

Oh shut up kyleekay. You know full well what they meant. It wasn't funny but it did make sense.

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br0ccoli 14

It's time to stop eating Nutella by the spoonfuls while on those phone calls. Otherwise, diabetes will be calling you soon.

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jonsey974 3

I think OP is implying he's a big fat fatty. Especially since Nutella has no nutritional value whatsoever smdh. Oh god OP's probably got an iPhone with the most expensive talk text and data plan too!

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Nabee143 3

Oh yes the horror!.....

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Aratiti 8

I don't understand the negative part of this. The more Nutella the better.

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Enslaved 36

Right now, I have a jar of Nutella in my pantry and can't bring myself to eat it. It's really not that great. I'm sure this comment will get thumbed down because FMLers are nuts!

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OhLohd111 11

Pun intended, Enslaved?

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andiewithlove 21

I don't understand....What's the problem? And how is this an FML? I'd say you're living the good life my friend.

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raraisbang 12

Well judging by the fact that OP is a guy, I'm guessing he doesn't have a husband. I could be wrong, though.

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DuRpY 5

Also, if OP has a spouse and kids, and if the kids are old enough, there is the potential that there are at least two lines in the plan. Succinctly put, that's a shitload of Nutella either way.

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