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By Nutellalover - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hennef

Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML
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And then you find out you spend as much money on your cable bill as you do on bacon. Then you're all set.

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NUTELLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I will eat you nom nom nom.. Nom nom nom

That could either be really good, or really bad...

Shadowvoid 33

Let me guess, you don't have a phone? :p

cabadas11 2

I, for one, hate Nutella. Tried it once, and found it too much of a sugar-bomb, so much so that I couldn't eat more than a couple servings in a single sitting, if that. Ironically, my favorite candy is Ferrero Rocher, which, for those of you who haven't tried it, consists of a hazelnut, encased in a thin wafer shell with hazelnut cream filling, and layered on the outside with milk chocolate and small specks of even more hazelnut. Upon trying Nutella for the first time, I immediately noticed the similarity in taste between the two. What seems to make all the difference, however, is that the sweetness of Ferrero Rochers is, at least to my tastebuds, toned down to a more tolerable level...perhaps due to the wafer? I don't know. Personally, eating Nutella was akin to melting sugar down to liquid form, and injecting it straight into my veins. This may be due to its creamy quality, which requires very little from the consumer before its express delivery directly into the system. Of course, even after a couple or so pieces of Rochers, my body starts to experience a sugar rush, which, unsurprisingly, doesn't mesh very well with someone who by nature is mellow and lazy, and not at all prone to rapid and sudden movements.

Same here. I also don't care for Nutella but love those Ferrero Rocher chocolates. (: However, I only enjoy eating them cold out of the fridge and eat them layer by layer instead of putting the whole candy in my mouth. :P

corruptedlol 2

At least you'll be drowned in delicious hazelnut spread. Nutella truly is a gift from god.