Private Freakout

By Roida - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML
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blink831forever 13

LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

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alewiina 0

Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

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Aerianna 0

Oh my god, this is so STUPID! Everyone knows BANANAS are worth fighting over! ... Anyway, what was he doing in the bedroom with the orange...?

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

My parents are the exact same way

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Ellowise_fml 0

Awww :( Yeah sometimes my parents are like that too... really sucks...

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jw90 18

orange you glad he wasn't holding a banana!

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vvtumblesbee 0

i say f your mom's life... she has no orange =(

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TheLetterZero 7

I bet it was a chocolate orange. Those are worth fighting over.

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