Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years....

By maddie! - 09/02/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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By CaptainSosuke - 27/01/2009 01:54 - United States

Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

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By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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Projection

By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

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You deserved it 554

Great start

By ChandaPanda - 15/03/2022 23:00 - Australia

Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

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You deserved it 195

Toot toot

By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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You deserved it 144

jazziness 12

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:23

that was sweet

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:30

Awww I think it's cute that tied your shoe.

Comments

jazziness 12

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:23

that was sweet

_blah_blah_blah_ 1

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:29

i agree...

marble180 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 6:37

ikr!!!

flammenhund 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:26

yes.

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:24

Now he's just going to mess with you. You'll see how many random excuses there are for taking a knee around you.

hollylollyxoxo 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:57

she should be the one on her knees

kemolegend907 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:49

how about you get on your knees... to tie ur shoes! wow ppl have dirty minds 0.0 I swear, if I you troll me I'll butt f*ck you! >:]

LoveMySoldier82 0

Friday 11 February 2011 15:06

Maybe if she got on her knees more, he would propose.

samadams42 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:25

haha at least he saved you from falling

KingAbe88 12

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:26

Although I may sympathize for the emotional distress that the girl experienced, this is absolutely funny!

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:28

Did you miss the actual FML where she didn't get proposed to, by any chance?

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:30

Awww I think it's cute that tied your shoe.

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:42

*he

Kelita 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 8:04

but not so cute that he didn't propose......she prob felt so played.

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 10 February 2011 8:25

No it's still cute.

MoreLemonPledge 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:58

I get people that tie my shoes all the time bc I just do not care and they do for some reason

apology89 2

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:33

WHATEVER! That is nothing to go crazy over! He was nice enough to tie your shoe

Mario_lib 6

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:45

true

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:33

No shit sunshine, but that's hardly comparable. If you're looking for death, destruction, maiming, and general misery, then deathdestructionmaimingandgeneralmisery.com may be a better choice of site for you.