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By wtf dad - 22/07/2020 23:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend, who’s a massage therapist, if he could help my mom with her chronic migraines by massaging her head and neck. My dad came home, saw them in the dimly lit room and knocked my boyfriend out cold for "touching his woman." My boyfriend dumped me and wants my dad arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 15:00

Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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You deserved it 4 401

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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You deserved it 216

Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 245

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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Stand up for yourself

By eff that asshole! - 26/06/2022 00:01

Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 545

TxKitten 8

Thursday 23 July 2020 1:38

Your dad SHOULD be arrested for the unprovoked assault on your ex-boyfriend. And i can't say I blame him for dumping the girl who's dad attacked him.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 23 July 2020 0:27

He's right on both counts. With such a violent dad, you really shouldn't start dating until you have your own place.

Comments

genuinegoodguy 9

Wednesday 22 July 2020 23:16

At least your boyfriend has come to his senses now.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 23 July 2020 0:27

He's right on both counts. With such a violent dad, you really shouldn't start dating until you have your own place.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Friday 24 July 2020 7:15

You’re making a bunch of assumptions about the living situations.

yepokay 11

Saturday 25 July 2020 22:50

This dude comments ignorant shit in everybody’s posts, don’t pay him no mind

bloopaloop 27

Thursday 23 July 2020 1:09

Well, was he messaging her insides too?

TxKitten 8

Thursday 23 July 2020 1:38

Your dad SHOULD be arrested for the unprovoked assault on your ex-boyfriend. And i can't say I blame him for dumping the girl who's dad attacked him.

Anonymus101 4

Thursday 23 July 2020 1:47

You deserve it for not telling your dad via text or anything what your boyfriend was doing

kfchicken 31

Thursday 23 July 2020 7:41

I mean if her dad has such little trust in his wife and the man his daughter chose I feel that's more his issue than hers

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 23 July 2020 6:49

He is right for dumping you because of a very very violent parent who should be arrested.

alex_jaguara 32

Thursday 23 July 2020 7:44

Your dad should be jailed alright.

Jman212 6

Thursday 23 July 2020 15:47

Did he dump you for what your dad did or because you took your dads side? Honestly it sounds like your boyfriend is a way better man than your father. He goes out of his way to help your family for free because he cares about you and gets assaulted out of the blue. So what are you gonna do? Make excuses for a peace of shit dad or get him back and stand by him since he was a good boyfriend that actually gives a shit about you.