Dogs and Love: Pros and cons

Pros and cons

By blahblah - 14/12/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2024 16:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I realized I'm trapped. I might be heading into an abusive relationship that I won't be able to escape, but I can't leave because then I'd break his heart and I love him too much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

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Stuck on amber

By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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The grass is never actually greener

By Anonymous - 08/03/2022 06:00

Today, I felt a fear that my relationship with my boyfriend isn’t going to last. There’s nothing inherently wrong, yet I find myself thinking of breaking up with him. A lot. I love him and feel like I’m already part of his family, and that's something I don’t want to let go. I don’t know what to do. FML

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By itsnotyouitsme - 20/04/2016 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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Loser

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 01:00

Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML

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By send the army please - 02/05/2016 06:51 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML

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White_Fury 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:16

YDI. take the dog to a safe location where he will never find it, like where your self respect is. THEN break up with him :)

Waffcakes 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:15

dang, get over it. break up with him and tell him you get the dog. Go do what they did on legally blonde (:

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pepperwins 0

Friday 24 December 2010 3:57

kill him and take the dog saying" **** you I'm taking this dog!"

franwins0827 7

Friday 24 December 2010 6:16

Wow... YDI for staying in a bad relationship because of a dog. Seriously? Dump him and take the dog anyway. Or get a new damn dog.

Karnezar 2

Wednesday 29 December 2010 7:09

Leave the gate open and pretend the dog ran away. He'll yell at you, like always, and you can yell at him back, saying all the stress made you forget to close the gate. Break up with him, get the dog from wherever you hid him, and ride off into the sunset.

crimson_alize 2

Saturday 1 January 2011 5:05

uummm....he sounds like a grade A ass wipe. Take the dog! from what i know about him, which isnt much, he wont even notice the damn dog or u, is gone. He'll be to busy sucking some guy anyway.

Karnezar 2

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:09

Its doubtful he's gay since hes in a relationship with the OP, also doubtful he wouldn't notice his own dog missing.

nightNday 0

Monday 3 January 2011 1:04

get another dog....

hiabusagurl28 0

Friday 21 January 2011 21:09

I had the exact same story :( but I left him AND the dog...

Thekid2318 1

Friday 28 January 2011 4:49

Grow a ******* pair and get out of that! Unless you get off on the abuse? YDI

chellabella856 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 22:30

u deserve it

ndiggidy 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:50

Uuugh! Bad situation! Hope you guys can work it out.

troypatrick 0

Monday 9 May 2011 0:14

take the dog to a friends place so they can watch it for a bit then break up with him and say o by the way the dog ran away then web he leaves and all get the dog and your good!:)