Pros and cons

By blahblah - 14/12/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML
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White_Fury 0

YDI. take the dog to a safe location where he will never find it, like where your self respect is. THEN break up with him :)

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Waffcakes 0

dang, get over it. break up with him and tell him you get the dog. Go do what they did on legally blonde (:

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cherryllollo 7

Get a spine. And adopt another dog. Or two. Then you're helping out yourself and hopefully your local shelter.

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snapdragon1100 7

Wooooow that's beyond pathetic.

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Steffi 26

Grab the dog when he's asleep, and run.

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jessherself13 21

Break up with him and get yourself a new dog. That is one of the most ridiculous reasons I have ever heard for not breaking up with someone. YDI for not using your brain.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

take the dog while he is asleep and get your ass out of there. it's as simple as that

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bronzewolf2 7

let the dog out and tell him it ran away dump his ass find dog keep dog

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cwl727 32

Break up and take the dog. If he reports it stolen just say that he was abusing you and the dog so you left for the protection of both of you.

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