Pros and cons

By blahblah - 14/12/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML
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White_Fury 0

YDI. take the dog to a safe location where he will never find it, like where your self respect is. THEN break up with him :)

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Waffcakes 0

dang, get over it. break up with him and tell him you get the dog. Go do what they did on legally blonde (:

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easwhitey 0

Wondering why you two got together in the first place

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WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0

They were probably best friends for 6 years as he watched her fail in relationships while holding his feelings inside until he finally admitted them to her. Having already known for years, she was happy at first! They got along great the first 5 months, and now, 16 months into it, she realizes that she can't get her Usher on! She's probably tried to break up with him several times but failed miserably because he cried like a bitch! Well I didn't post this, but it sounds like my life, minus the dog and the self pity! Well, actually, maybe a little self pity :( FML AND YOURS OP!

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SophieH14 2

seriously? so easily solved, just dump him and get yourself another dog.

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that_arab_dude 0

make the dog rape him and break up with him for being gay for the dog... he won't want the dog and you get rid of him.. win-win situation

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lancome_fml 0

shouldn't have fallen in love with him in the first place.

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kardashik00 0

Dog's mysteriously run away all the time.... They can also be found after you get out of your current situation

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

I like your thinking :)

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lovestoomassage 0

who's dog was it be4? I'm a huge dog person.. so I can understand how it's hard, but the boyfriend sounds like a P.O.S so if it's his, jack the dog (meaning take it) and ditch the douche sleeping on the couch, I'm sure the dog will end up MUCH happier being with you instead of a guy who can't even take care of himself..in the end, it comes down to you and your choices, good luck

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Amgnowai 0

I've seen a movie like this.. except there was no dog and the girl has the dead-end job.

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