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By diva467 - 03/10/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML

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By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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Otto_fml 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

More women should wear these.

chillbro69 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

may the force be with you

Comments

jamila123 5

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:08

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Starchild21 3

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:27

I wonder if Chewbaca was the character for her theme?

Dogman332 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:34

Hey, I love nerdy girls, call me sometimes. JK. But that is funny.

lmmmr 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:55

That's totally cool.

chipmunk95 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:07

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Slaught_fml 3

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:24

Sexy fml

Dahlia_F 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:57

this is NOT an FML. especially if it was "lucky you were wearing your star-wars themed panties" take it to MLIA.

Starchild21 3

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:18

except it wasn't "...luckily I was wearing", it was "...I was wearing my lucky", what you don't have a lucky set? I got lucky boxers haha _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

1234PIE43215 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:27

Screw being cool

misspinkiemarie 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:22

Totally MLIA material. That's so cool.

tyhillman 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 6:42

I want to marry the OP lol.

genius_man16 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 7:00

MARRY ME OP

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:18

unless the guy is a douche you have nothing to worry about. like seriously...

nurdoz 2

Thursday 12 November 2009 4:31

nice random myspace link lol now I'm gonna add you

TheObnoxiousNarw 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:21

BACK TO THE KITCHEN!

00SPRANGER00 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:22

if star wars panties aren't cool, then I don't want to be cool

Rowdey 10

Wednesday 25 April 2012 22:51

YDI for wearing panties.

jackipdoc 31

Sunday 24 May 2015 6:11

They wouldn't be as lucky if she happened to 'get lucky'

Otto_fml 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

More women should wear these.

TerraDiablo 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:15

hawt lol

DatEmoFurry 7

Monday 20 August 2012 0:36

And to think I thought my Legend of Zelda undies were cool.

chillbro69 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

may the force be with you

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

Fail :(

MimiKnox 0

Monday 5 October 2009 11:36

Only failed at tucking skirt in underwear, but WIN at having AWESOME undies!! I'm jealous!! Where can I get me some Star Wars undies? I only got Betty Bop, Sailor Moon, Sonic and Astro Boy panties. (yes I only love and wear cartoon undies!)

mstrmje 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 5:34

awesome i needed a nerdy gf until all but 7 months ago she is the best thing in my life and she too has a lucky pair and a star wars pair the lucky pair is nintendo