Pug gets taste of his own medicine! By FML Approved - 25/10/2017 03:00 The little guy kinda had it coming. I agree, your life sucks 518 You deserved it 170 Share Tweet Share
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML I agree, your life sucks 843 You deserved it 151
Today, during my run through a nature preserve, I rounded the corner to a pair of legs sticking out on the trail. My first thought was that someone was hurt, but as I got closer I realized it was one guy blowing another on the side of the trail. I had to jump over his legs. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 706 You deserved it 474
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 100 You deserved it 1 533
Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML I agree, your life sucks 58 078 You deserved it 9 816
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 944 You deserved it 5 384
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 062 You deserved it 316
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 461 You deserved it 49 366
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML I agree, your life sucks 26 962 You deserved it 6 797
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