Parenting, Awkward and Porn: Punished - FML

Punished

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 371

You deserved it 23 047

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Vintage_Cola 29

Friday 6 March 2015 14:05

Your mother is ******* awesome XD

Welshite 39

Friday 6 March 2015 14:08

"And now the male inserts his penis repeatedly into the female. The female makes sounds indicating pleasure. Now both partners have achieved their climax."

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middleagednurse 22

Friday 21 January 2022 20:59

I read this first as “mother-in-law”lol

mccuish 25

Saturday 22 January 2022 7:59

Were you still jerking off during the commentary

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Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

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Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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Today, I planned a busy day of errands: cycle 16 km, pick up a thing I bought online, go to the gas station, pharmacy and 3 different shops. I’m totally exhausted now. Maybe tomorrow I’ll find the energy to actually do all those things. FML

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Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML

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Today, my girlfriend furiously bitched me out because I got more upset about my phone screen cracking than when she told me about the death of her cat. We hadn't even met when her cat died. Did she expect me to burst into tears from hearing the story? Guess who's single again… FML

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