Text or call your boss back right away and explain the situation.

Good lord even if she's a bitch that's a ******* nightmare. And I'd be extremely upset with my boyfriend if he did something so immature and impulsive like that.

Even if she's mad, she probably won't be able to put her finger on why.

I might have text "Look on the bright side, it will stop you picking your nose....but how did you text the message?"

I'm not understanding all of the comments about how did she text. When is the last time you saw someone text with their fingers? OP didn't say she lost the tips of her thumbs.

I'm playing the Evil Within right now and this gives me the spooks

Sure the FML is about the text. But look at the bigger picture. Bitch indefinitely away, maybe she changes her professional area altogether. Why can't my bitch of a boss do the same? FML :(

We're not hearing the real story here. How did OP's boss lose four fingertips in a chainsaw accident!

Hopefully you've texted her explaining the situation instead of just complaining about your boss & your bf

Sounds like your boyfriend loves to comment on FML