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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
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By Not Brenda - 15/03/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was venting to a friend over Whatsapp about my annoying coworker when I realised I'd sent it to said coworker (always check which chat you are in while typing). I'd said, "I’m convinced Brenda is either possessed or just doesn't know how to be a normal human." I deleted it, but it was too late, as she replied with a smiley emoji and, “Can I help with anything, asshole?” FML
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mahimalil 0

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Happy New Year! ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆

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unidentified_sta 5

>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.

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planbsponserme 2

If this is how you treat your best friends then I'd hate to be your enemy.

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mzshorty 0

you deserve it because even if you sent it to ur best friend or ex bestfriend you should never say anything like that. they can get you arrested for that dumbass

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Hayman68 4

OP - YDI for saying "falling out"

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docscientist 9

You don't get arrested for a vague, single threat.

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LadiiFresH 0

laughing my ass off!!! text him and let him know it's a mistake!!! or get ready to be standing in the unemployment line!!

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b45678 0

Or do both. Start getting ready to look for another job, OP.

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WeeGee_fml 0

OP better have told him it was a mistake if not OP deserved it. I mean really it's common sense >_>

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mahimalil 0

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Happy New Year! ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆

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KelseyLovesYouu 2

Same to you! :D

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danishbagel 3

Awww... that's so damn beautiful! *crys*

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kgarci07 0

this is really cute (:

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fakeaccountX 6

hahaha i like how you guys don't care at all about the FML itself

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mahimalil 0

May 2011 be better then 2010!!! And may all have a great New Year!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!

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MirrorSoul64 0

LOLOL fyl indeed way to start a new year xD

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12596 0

what she was gonna send the mean text to her friend?

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aww_man2010 6

bummer i would text him and explain the situation,

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asianpowaaa 0

add that to ur new years resolutions

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unidentified_sta 5

>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.

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christrex99 0

Damn it 22 evry time i see ur status pic i think there is something on my Ipod

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