Puppies > Babies

By madmomma - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Veneta

Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 287
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Top comments

I guess you should name your daughter Spot so that there's no confusion.

theslimshadylp 6

Now when people call your dog your daughter will come too.

Comments

highfived 1

So if you call out the name you get the dog and the baby instead of just the baby, bonus!

I'm sorry, but I fail to see what the big deal is here. So your mom named her new puppy after your daughter? What's the problem?

The dog will be dead before your daughter even realizes it

lemonademixer 7

Can't u name her something like trinity or something? just saying

**** the dog! It'll die when she's still young and they'll be best pals when she grows up. Call her Olivia anyways! ;)))

MollieCoe 0

Why would you name your kid olive?

noisebox 1

It's okay the kid will outlive the dog so....

What difference does it make unless you live with Mom? If you live with Mom, you've got no business having a baby!

Allysmo 6

Omg that totally sucks I am super sorry Hun. I am expecting my first baby in February and I would be totally pissed if that happened :-(