Puppies > Babies

By madmomma - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Veneta

Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

I guess you should name your daughter Spot so that there's no confusion.

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theslimshadylp 6

Now when people call your dog your daughter will come too.

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highfived 1

So if you call out the name you get the dog and the baby instead of just the baby, bonus!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I'm sorry, but I fail to see what the big deal is here. So your mom named her new puppy after your daughter? What's the problem?

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squidgaamic 0

The dog will be dead before your daughter even realizes it

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lemonademixer 7

Can't u name her something like trinity or something? just saying

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MayKeoN 0

**** the dog! It'll die when she's still young and they'll be best pals when she grows up. Call her Olivia anyways! ;)))

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MollieCoe 0

Why would you name your kid olive?

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noisebox 1

It's okay the kid will outlive the dog so....

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vbmg152 18

What difference does it make unless you live with Mom? If you live with Mom, you've got no business having a baby!

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Allysmo 6

Omg that totally sucks I am super sorry Hun. I am expecting my first baby in February and I would be totally pissed if that happened :-(

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