Puppies > Babies

By madmomma - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Veneta

Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

I guess you should name your daughter Spot so that there's no confusion.

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theslimshadylp 6

Now when people call your dog your daughter will come too.

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peaceout7247 1

Did u tell her the name and if u did then u should yell at her and say if I name my daughter that then when I yell for my daughter ur dog is gonna come too

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little_one 20

What a bitch! It's hard to find a baby name you love and then to have your mom steal it for a dog! I would kill the dog or have it sent to the pound.

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Are you sick in the head? You'd kill the poor dog? How in the hell is this the dogs fault? Kill the mother instead. Or do us all a favor little_one, and kill yourself, you animal abuser.

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baked_goods 5

Wow, you're really ****** up in the head. I certainly hope you don't reproduce or have animals, as it's clear you have no consideration for other's lives. Go kill yourself.

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bridgetv25 8

She obviously didn't like the name so he new if she did that u wouldn't name her grand baby olivia

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totheforest84 4

Name her Olivia anyway. When she is old enough to notice explain grandra is a huge bitch and why.

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sunny_jatt98 5

Name the girl emma that works out

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baked_goods 5

I really don't see why naming a dog the same name that will certainly not last the same amount of time as a human is such a problem. People take it so insultingly. It's not that big of a deal. Name your daughter Olivia and grow up. You're about to be a mom, jeez.

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AwesomeSkySky 1

Thats a shitty thing to do. Talk her out of it. And congratulations!

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jesinuevo 3

What a bitch! Lol Get it dog, bitch, your mom stole your baby's name.....? Sorry OP laughter is supposed to help

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