Puppies > Babies

By madmomma - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Veneta

Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

I guess you should name your daughter Spot so that there's no confusion.

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theslimshadylp 6

Now when people call your dog your daughter will come too.

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VooDooCarrie91 19

I never told anyone except my partner the names of my two sons before they were born. I just didn't want anyone to judge me on what I picked and everyone was happy with my decisions. You don't HAVE to tell people if you don't want to, OP.

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cjhons 16

Sounds like the kind of mom who may also have worn a white dress to your wedding. She has issues.

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OLIVIAx33 6

Change the puppy's name. It won't know its name too well and a child is much more important than a dog.

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misvenus000 4

I don't understand why this is a FML. Olivia is a beautiful name regardless if it's shared with a fur baby. Congrats on your new baby girl!

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perdix 29

Yeah, wait until one of her little friends discovers the "Physical" video. That's slutty enough that no one should ever name a girl Olivia, or Newton, or John.

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1coolchic 4

That is beyond thoughtless. Sorry OP, your mom sucks.

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doglover100 28

Tell your mom to change it.

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