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By Snurkles McGree - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 946
You deserved it 7 768

Same thing different taste

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So you'd take your grandmother's opinion on if she was cute or not? Well, whatever floats your boat I guess... But seriously, racism is awful. I wouldn't want to be part of the will anyway, if she was so willing to write you out over one comment you made.

She's obviously old, delusional, and American! Don't take it to heart.

...If by "American" you mean "Canadian."

Ask your Grandma if she knows when she is going to die so you can start making black babies.

Wait. You're Canadian! That's impossible. We're not racist people! How in gods name is she racist?!???! We're the furthest thing from racist! Bup…bud she's quite obviously loosing it. She'll forget wut she said.

55-Do you realize how anti American your posts sound. I can not really call you a racist since we are a country of every race in the world but if your serious you are showing a huge prejudice towards us and all of it based on assumption, just Like all racists.

Petunia888 13

63: it would just be called prejudiced at this point.

Let's see here. I hate to generalize, but odds are pretty good your grandmother is not rich. Rich people don't go to a nursing home, they simply hire nursing staff that live in their home, or move into luxury upscale "retirement villages" complete with shuffleboard courts and golf carts for everyone. So by the time your mom or dad and all his/her brothers and or sisters get their cut of grandmas trailer, all that is left for you is the singing fish or chirping birds wall clock.

She could have an extensive collection of nazi memorabilia...that could fetch a fair price.

your grandma should go to hell. black people are the same as all of us

ariellejen 7

If you knew she was racist you shouldn't have done that, b@st@rd.

bizarre_ftw 21

Contest it on grounds of mental illness

Geneside 8

Feel your pain mate. Times like this you just suck it up and move on. I dont think i would of wanted anything from that old hag anyhow. Got booted from my grandfathers wil when i got engaged to my wife. Old prick he was =/

wildfiresgirl 7

You should rent the movie "American History X" and have her watch it. Might help change her racist ways.

I personally liked "White Mans Burden"..