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By Snurkles McGree - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
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Captain0bv10us 0

Hopefully you have another grandma...

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Comments

amanda_d95 9

There's two types of old ladies, the cookie making ones and the bitchy racist ones

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asoptavlo14 6

I LOL'd at the hybrid comment. It's funny how we talk about old people as another race.

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Mister22_fml 5

You might get her old Klan robe.

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mom2pen 4

Did you see or read " The Help "? Rent it for grandma and bring her a chocolate pie.

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tinkx22 6

Haha love that movie

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Mr_Trollsome 1

Has she changed the will yet? I know a guy who can help you...

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memob123 0

I was going to make an Asian joke but never mind

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ikickgingers 15

How come I can still see all the com.. Err Nevermind.

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SwaggerHaver 3

Because some strategically placed floss in front of your eyes?

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SwaggerHaver 3

I assume its because someone strategically placed floss in front of your eyes? :}

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KnucklesDeep 5

Well, you're not getting anything out of her now, so my advice is to smother the bitch with a pillow.

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

17 almost commented the exact same thing. They also got thumbed down for it, did you not learn anything from that?

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Forget her, OP. Her racist beliefs are more disgusting than the sewers of Manhattan. You're better off with someone who is not racist at all. ;)

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murdersquirrel 15

Maybe OP can adopt a new grandma that isn't racist!

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