Put it away!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Grove

Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Officer: "whatcha doin' there?" OP: Oh shit "uhh nothing, ma'am, just watering the grass"

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amak1228 3

You deserve it, that's disgusting.

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laden_swallow09 34

Know what else is disgusting? Peeing in a bathroom. Defecating is gross regardless of location, but we all have to do it. It's not like OP was showcasing his relief to everyone.

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nite66 21

"And kids, this is how I met your mother."

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bubo_fml 10

Did you express your affection via a "golden arch?"

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landsharkman 3

Did you get her number because I would have

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jcrb 11

a drunken man is stopped by an attractive female officer. she tells him, " anything you say can and will be held against you." to which he replied, "boobs."

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