Poopoo peepee, Cops and Miscellaneous: Put it away!

She just reprimanded you instead of writing you a citation? I guess she thought the state wouldn't have a case because of *lowers sunglasses* insufficient evidence.

I_heart_sex 1

Monday 28 May 2012 15:28

Lol the "body of evidence" was not convincing.

perdix 29

Monday 28 May 2012 15:43

Yeah, the line-up down at the police station ought to be pretty awkward. "#3 turn sideways and shake the last few drops off..."

groupleader 7

Monday 28 May 2012 14:46

Obviously she wasn't impressed.

inkblotdrummer 6

Monday 28 May 2012 16:02

That almost sounds like the half ass attempts at a **** story line.

MIDMichele 5

Monday 28 May 2012 16:13

Did you get her number?

alsknu 7

Monday 28 May 2012 16:27

That sucks now you could be considered a sex offender. Hope it was worth it.

night_saint 5

Monday 28 May 2012 17:37

You pissed her off.

AzzieC 12

Monday 28 May 2012 18:51

Were u drunk

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