Put it away!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Grove
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Grove
Most of you may disagree with this but there are some disadvantages about this law against peeing in public. If I were walking down the street and have a big urge to urinate AND were nowhere near my house or a public building, I would definetly go beyond a tree and pee. The reason I do this is because if the government and these mayors placed public outhouses that can be used 24/7, then I wouldn't have to break the law in order to use the bathroom. I will not ask to go into someone's house to use their bathroom. I will not wait until I get to my house or in the place I'm going to use the bathroom either. If I need to pee, I will pee in a bush, tree, or beyond a building. Overall, if I have to risk breaking the law to take care of my bladder, then I will do so. I may not, however, pee in front of several people as that is really inappropriate. What they need to do is put some outhouses so people can use the bathroom when there is no bathrooms available. If you don't want anyone breaking the law in order to use the bathroom, then there is a technique on how to prevent this.
I would thumb you up, but iPhone disallows it. MODS! Y U NO PUT THUMBS AT BOTTOM??
You must be so proud. Your redneck family salutes you
Well next time go to a bathroom instead of peein on the street or ya know " public urination " then get the girl
Sounds like the beginning of a porno
all the horror comments. lol I have a worse story to share dearies. one day I sat by the window of my favorite restaurant for lunch. as my meal was brought to me I noticed across the street was man acting odd. he was walking in circles at the corner of our opera house. he takes from his pocket a wad of tissue paper.down come pants,squat goes he and there in perfect sight he *****!!! lol easy to say I was not so hungry anymore
your life doesn't really suck tho, pretty awesome story IMO
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You deserved it dude. Way to go
Officer: "whatcha doin' there?" OP: Oh shit "uhh nothing, ma'am, just watering the grass"