Quack science

By RyanJarmanForPresident - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML
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Crlnprz 11

*insert are you ******* kidding me meme*

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randomthing 22

Oh god. What a moron.

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nerdywhiteguy 4

You have been raising a retart

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kate3101 15

Heh. I'll be over here, enjoying the irony.

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cnator 12

What if that tree is on a big hill and the apple rolls far away?

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alexweint8306 9

Marijuana and the escape from life's stresses

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Trypanophobia 7

Teenagers tend to think they're indestructible. I'm one of the very few who don't, luckily.

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doondagr8_1 9

Vote op's daughter for president

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stompic 2

that moment when you realize you failed as a parent...

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doodlecloud 26

I really hope you show her all these comments...

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annie_nk 22

Reminds me of that guy who said girls can't get pregnant if they're raped. Their bodies know to reject the sperm.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

It could be worse. She could think similar rules apply to pregnancy.

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