Health, Family, Awkward and Insulting: Quality family time

Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By wiifantcso - 01/07/2014 21:57 - United States - Sturtevant

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML

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By katara - 02/07/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML

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crackmore278 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:59

Put your ******* family filter on, why don't ya?

Grootensliven 10

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:54

Yes that's always the first response

Comments

oj101 33

Sunday 24 March 2013 10:30

I bet your Aunt is thrilled to be compared to a younger woman. Silver lining for every cloud!

Rosicles 8

Sunday 24 March 2013 11:02

I don't think I've ever seen such a poorly understood FML. I didn't think it was that hard to get?

tyler384 6

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:14

Tourette syndrome?

Spark_Slicker 19

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:27

Do you happen to be Tourette's Guy's daughter?

Spark_Slicker 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:29

#54, F*CK SALT!

DudeEvil 22

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:44

Well **** you too, OP! :P

bReLiNg 18

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:51

I ca only assume your aunt is not an attractive lady. My father tells me I look just like my aunt. In reality, I am faaarrrr from it. I'm very defensive about it. So, by my reasoning you must have been picked on or fear aging poorly.

melons 44

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:08

Your father's trying to tell you something...

Wizardo 33

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:24

If she said it reflexively its probably because OP and her sister rarely have normal conversation without it resorting to abuse and swearing. Her brain is probably wired by now to respond aggressively to anything her sister says.