Sex, Christmas, Family, Awkward and Grandparents: Quality family time - FML

Quality family time

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

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Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML

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rattusrattus 18

Monday 26 December 2011 2:13

Sex. Cocks. Stuffing her pussy. Good old-fashioned *******. Rodgering passionately. Shagging. Intercourse. Possibly buttsex, if she was into that. Screwing. Pushing the box. Knowing each other in the Biblical fashion. In and out. Banging, boinking, bumping uglies. Smiting evil. Hanky panky. Pokey-poke. Makin' whoopee. Knocking boots. The nasty. Romp in the hay. Nookie. Making the beast with two backs. Am I making myself clear?

sugarandspice33 0

Monday 26 December 2011 1:32

Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.

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zombiegold 23

Friday 30 December 2011 2:54

WTF?

R3TROxLOV3 32

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:15

Well think of it this way... You can't say that dinner was boring (:

SuicidalSalmon 2

Saturday 20 October 2012 3:20

Lighten up.

NoDontKillMe 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:55

Naughty Grandma!

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